you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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