When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
he's single and there are thong briefs.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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