He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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