Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
only you would photoshop your dick
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
i out mim tonsoeep
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