Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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