i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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