on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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