Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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