We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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