super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
So here I am, sexting at work.
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