She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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