covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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