at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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