Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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