Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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