the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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