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Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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