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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub

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(614): View more from Ohio

Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.

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(314): View more from Missouri

The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.

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(707): View more from California

please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up

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(303): View more from Colorado

Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.

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(360): View more from Washington

So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with

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Isn't life beautiful?

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(226): View more from Ontario

We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.

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(469): View more from Texas

How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.

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