CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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