So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
It's rum buckets o'clock
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
