I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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