Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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