Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
