also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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