Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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