I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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