Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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