Dual....:-)
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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