How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
