I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
handjob tips. give me some.
Four minutes until I can fart!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Randomize