So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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