Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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