You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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