Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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