Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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