Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Randomize
