i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Randomize
