She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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