I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
