Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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