I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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