dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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