have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
we're making bets on your personal life
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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