Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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