Walk of Shame. In a state park.
this will be a night to untag.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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