How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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