Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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