We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
