The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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