Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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