WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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