What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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