what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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