Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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