Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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