It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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