She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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